The Perks of being a Cauliflower.

Assalamualaikum. Hi. Kenapa? Tak dak apa-apa. Okay. See ya.

Now, what do we see here? You store lotsa things in your head, trying quite hard to voice em' out, but fails everytime you get the chance to do so. As if there's some kind of sorcery trying to block away all of your guts when you need em' the most. Or in another word, stutter. It ruins everything. How in the world would those people talk flawlessly in public? They must have been in the same shoes, I reckon. Sooooooooooooooo, have a poptart maybe.

Once upon a time there was a very mad woman named Alice. She was so mad that she almost ate the whole bunch of bagels bought by her mother from Mrs Largenose's bakery. She ate so much that her tummy was about to blow out. So, she called Nyan Cat from the space to save her. Nyan Cat flied all the way through the fluffy white clouds (which taste like cotton candy) and accidentally pooped rainbows. Thus, all of the the clouds in the sky turned to rainbow colours! The magical incident made Alice so overwhelmed that she forgot about her tummy-ache. All of the citizens were mesmerized by that enchanting incident too. Most of them took out their cameras and captured some photos of the sky ruckusly whilst Nyan Cat was in the middle of its journey to depart. Nyan Cat wasn't happy that everybody was taking its picture because the flashes from their cameras made Nyan Cat's poptart-body melted. This made it harder for Nyan Cat to land safely at Alice's residence. Nyan Cat was electrified so it Nyan-ed so hard that the buildings and houses of the town were shaking and cracking. All of the trees toppled and bummed the cars and people on the street. It created such chaos so the Mayor of the town, Mr Hairychest, commanded his army to start their duty and fight Nyan Cat, who was still suffocating in the air, alone. That action made Nyan Cat even angrier so it Nyan-ed harder to call its troop from the space to start the World War III with the inhuman earthlings. Together they made an army of Nyan Cats and stroke their first attack by pooping solid rainbows from above to the earthlings below. The citizens were so petrified. The town was filled with screams and beams. The human army did not know how to fight back because the rainbows were bulletproof and most of the army's weapons were useless. Out of the blue, Alice yelled "Stop!" in the middle of nowhere which made all of the citizens and the Nyan troop froze. Alice was standing on the rooftop of the tallest tower in the town called Tofu 101. (it was named after the mayor's favourite snack). Everyone's attention was paid to Alice so she started to speak, "Why must we fight? Why must we hurt others when no one's at fault? Why do we like to hurt so much? Why is it so hard to create a peaceful place to live? Why can't we potray honorary to each other? Why and why and why?" Her speech made all of them, including the mad Nyan troop, melted into rainbows. The town was covered with soft rainbow liquor and created The Land of Nyan Poops. (Alice named that) Surprisingly, the town's only residents left were Alice and Nyan Cat. They eat rainbow cotton candy and rainbow pop-tarts everyday. (they even poop rainbows, too) Starting from that day, they lived happily ever after. The end.

I'm actually bored to bloody death.